“And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…”
Welcome, fellow Twi-hards, to the drinking game that sparkles harder than Edward in direct sunlight! Whether you’re Team Edward, Team Jacob, or Team “Why-Did-Bella-Choose-Either-of-Them,” this guide will transform your Twilight marathon into an unforgettable night of vampire-worthy revelry.
Before You Begin: Setting the Mood
Transform your space into Forks, Washington:
- Dim the lights (vampire-appropriate ambiance)
- Queue up your “Bella’s Lullaby” playlist for intermissions
- Prepare red drinks for vampires, amber ones for wolves
- Have blankets ready (you know, for the cold ones among us)
- Stock up on mushroom ravioli and garden burgers for authentic Bella dining
Marathon Survival Tip: Keep plenty of water handy and snacks that would make Esme proud. This isn’t about ending up like Bella after her 18th birthday party – pace yourself!
The Rules of Engagement
🍷 SIPS (For Those Everyday Twilight Moments)
Take a Sip When:
- Edward does a long, silent stare (The signature Cullen Gaze™)
- Bella bites her lip or says something awkward (So… constantly)
- You see the Volvo or Bella’s red truck (Transportation goals)
- It’s raining or there’s a moody PNW forest shot (Welcome to Forks!)
- Eyes get a close-up (Gold, red, or suddenly darker with thirst)
- “Bella’s Lullaby” or piano plays (Edward’s romantic weapon of choice)
- Alice has a vision flash (The future is fuzzy… and alcoholic)
- A wolf growls or you hear pack telepathy (The original group chat)
- Anyone runs impossibly fast or sparkles (CGI budget: activated)
- Jacob sighting (First time he appears in each movie – cap at 3 per marathon)
- Steamy makeout (Not the first kiss – we’re saving that for shots)
- Half-naked vampire detected (Shirtless vampires only – equality!)
- Bella mentions Arizona (Serve “Arizona Dream” cocktails – Tequila Sunrise variation)
🥃 SHOTS (For Those Iconic Saga Moments)
Take a Shot When:
- “Say it—out loud.” / “Vampire.” (The most dramatic reveal in cinema history)
- Edward saves Bella (Parking lot, Port Angeles, or any heroic catch)
- First kiss or a major proposal moment (Prom gazebo, anyone?)
- Jacob removes his shirt (Taylor Lautner’s contract requirement)
- A wolf transforms on screen (CGI wolves deserve recognition)
- Vampire baseball begins (Cue “Supermassive Black Hole”)
- The Volturi arrive as a group or issue a verdict (Aro’s creepy laugh optional)
- Someone explicitly imprints (Still weird, still drinking)
- Wedding kiss, Bella wakes as a vampire, or you hear “Renesmee” (The saga’s biggest moments)
- Vampire sex (RIP honeymoon headboard)
⚠️ Pacing Protocol
If a second shot comes up within 10 minutes, downgrade it to a sip. Add mandatory water breaks between movies. Remember: You want to make it to Breaking Dawn Part 2, not pass out during the baseball scene.
Bonus Challenges for True Twi-hards
🌼 The Meadow Rule
During any meadow scene, everyone must dramatically declare their love for something random in the room before drinking.
🥸 The Charlie Challenge
Whenever Charlie appears with his mustache of authority, the last person to yell “BELLS!” takes an extra sip.
🤮 The Rosalie Rage
Every time Rosalie looks disgusted (so… often), everyone must make their best disgusted face. Worst impression drinks.
💪 The Emmett Energy
When Emmett makes a joke or flexes, flex back. Weakest flex drinks.
Suggested Themed Drinks
- The Vegetarian Vampire – Bloody Mary with extra celery (they only drink animals, after all)
- Wolf’s Bane – Fireball whiskey shot (as hot as a werewolf’s body temperature)
- Volturi Verdict – Red wine (ancient and dramatic)
- Alice’s Vision – Champagne with edible glitter (bubbly and sparkly)
- The Newborn – Jägerbomb (for that burst of vampire strength)
End of Marathon Awards
- The Bella Swan Award: Most awkward moment during drinking
- The Edward Cullen Award: Best brooding face after shots
- The Jacob Black Award: Person who removed the most layers
- The Alice Cullen Award: Best prediction of when drinks would happen
- The Jasper Hale Award: Most successful at controlling the room’s mood
Final Thoughts
Remember, this game is about celebrating our collective obsession with sparkly vampires, shirtless werewolves, and one very clumsy human who somehow caused a supernatural war. Whether you’re reliving your 2008 glory days or introducing a friend to the saga, drink responsibly and keep the Team Edward vs. Team Jacob debates friendly(ish).
“Death is peaceful… easy. Life is harder.” – But with this drinking game, your Twilight marathon just got a whole lot more fun.
Stay thirsty, my Twi-hards. May your drinks be as strong as Emmett and your hangovers as gentle as Carlisle.
